Dave Malloy
Pig
[VEGAN GIRL]
My friend was the pig
The pig
But the pig is gone!
Is gone
Gone to the pan
Gone to the sandwich

The pig was my pal
Now my pal is the pork
Hairless and faceless
Oink-less and charred

How can they eat this flesh which once lived?
How can they eat his meat?
How can they turn his body into strips?
It smells good, but that was my pal!

[CHEFS]
Bacon, bacon
Thin meat, fat treat
Cut a pound, slice it down
Thin meat that I eat

[FRENCH CHEF]
Listen to the songs
Listen to the chatter
Listen to the bellies if the bellies get the fat
Listen to the songs
Listen to the chatter
I listen to the bellies if the bellies get the fat

[CHEFS]
Bacon, bacon
Thin meat, fat treat
Cut a pound, slice it down
Thin meat that I eat

Bacon, bacon
Thin meat, fat treat
Cut a pound, slice it down
Thin meat that I eat

[VEGAN GIRL]
Fat drips off face
Face filled with fat
Look at me
I'm the saddest cat
I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm sad

[ENSEMBLE]
Her friend was the pig
The pig
Now the pig is gone
He's gone
Gone to the pan
Gone to the sandwich
[VEGAN GIRL]
The pig was my pal
Now my pal is the pork
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred

[CHEFS and VEGAN GIRL]
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred
Hairless and faceless and
Oink-less and charred