Dave Malloy
Outside Man 1
[MAN #1]
Excuse me but look over there!

[MAN #2]
Where?

[MAN #3]
There!

[MAN #1]
That strange man with that strange beard is fornicating the tsarista!

[MAN #2]
Oh yes, he's fornicating all over her

[WOMAN #1]
Oh yes look at that

[WOMAN #2]
Oh yes I see that

[MEN]
An outside man an outside man an outside man has come inside
An outside man has come inside
This strange evil man has come
The palace place a-hum
What does he want, this man?
What is his plan?
The tsarista allowed in a stranger
He grabbed her ass
[WOMEN]
Wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked

[MEN]
Having his fun she sighed
Her ass she did provide

[WOMEN]
Wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked

[MEN]
But she is the tsarista, not some common whore barista
Shouldn't she know better?
Hadn't he just met her?
An outside man an outside man an outside man an outside man has come