Mike Love
“Cassius” Love Vs. “Sonny” Wilson
[Verse]
Hi, this is Al, this scene takes place
At a typical Beach Boys practice session
We're in the midst of preparing
For an upcoming show when a feud
Breaks out between Brian and Mike
Alright you guys we have a, doubt
Come on, we have a show this weekend
Open your mouth, what do we have this weekend?
What are you trying to say? Come on Mike
What are you trying to tell us Mike?
Well, I'm trying to tell you we have a show this weekend
And we could be sharper, So what do you say
We go over the ending of Little Deuce Coupe?
One more time? Alright, alright yeah, come on
One, two, one, two, three
Little deuce coupe, you don't know what I got
You don't know what I got
Little deuce coupe you don't know
Well, I'm not bragging babe, so don't put me down
What's going on? Listen Mike, with a voice like yours
When you open your mouth it's a big put down
What? What?
Yeah, like in surfing safari
Let's go surfing now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me
Early in the morning we'll be starting out
Some honey's will be coming along
Oh, yeah? Well when I, at least
When I'm singing it doesn't sound like
Mickey Mouse with a sore throat oh no, man
I could come from miles away
Ain't got no place to stay
Where have you gone farmer's Mother
Oh no, hey wait a minute
Wait a minute hold up, hold up, Mike, Mike listen no one really
Complains when Brian sings those pretty ballads
You mean, in my room? Yeah, and surfer girl, too
Wait a minute Carl, nobody complains about
The way Mike sings his fast songs
You're talking about surfing U.S.A.?
Yeah, and shut down too
Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy, I'm going to shut you down
Well, what do you think? Well, I think they ought to quit arguing
And start practicing, what do you say Mike?
Well, if Brian promises no more early in the morning
We'll be starting out's, well, what do you say, Brian?
Okay, as long as he cools it with those mouse jokes
Oh alright, girls, now look let's, hey wait a minute, alright girls
Now that that's settled what do you say
We go over the ending of fun, fun, fun one more time?
Okay, alright let's go, then alright
[Bridge]
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun, fun

[Outro]
What are you doing Mike? Well, I'm just showing you
That anybody can squeak like a mouse
Oh, some real tough job you've got, well she got her daddy's car
And she cruised through the I'm a, I'm a hit it guys, oh no, oh no
Oh boy, you really think you're some kind of an opera star, don't you?
Man, man at least I don't sound like my nose is on the critical list
Oh, no