[Verse 1: Carl Wilson]
A Pisces lady loves romance (She loves romance)
Her movements tell you at a glance (She loves to dance)
Why they say Pisces rules the dance (She's got the glance)
Whoa
She values flowers more than gold (She flows like gold)
Thinks of her men as knights of old (She's never bold)
She's very spiritual I'm told (She has never told)
Whoa
But

[Chorus 1: Al Jardine, Blondie Chaplin & Mike Love]
Where's my spark in the dark?
Glow glow glow c'mon glow
The funky pretty flame in my heart
Me and my Pisces lady are apart

[Verse 2: Carl Wilson]
Her calendar is not like ours (She rules the hours)
The hieroglyphs mark changing hours (She rules the stars)
Her guiding light is from the stars (She's got the powers)
Whoa
A book of verse, a jug of wine (She's soft like wine)
She'll always tell what's on your mind (She's much like time)
By just your birthday, place and time (She's very fine)
Whoa
[Chorus 2: Blondie Chaplin, Al Jardine, & Mike Love]
'Cause it's a silent night in the sea
And if you're cosmically conscious, you'll see
Why she's a princess incarnate to me
Daughter of Neptune, the ruler of the sea

[Bridge: Carl Wilson]
The queen in Copenhag-ee (Funky pretty)
The dream of Amsterdam-ee (Pretty funky)
The cream of gay Paris-ee (Funky pretty)
The theme of U Say Ah-see (Pretty funky)
The scene in Great Britain-yee (Funky pretty)
The meaning in Los Ang-ees (Pretty funky)
The heat in Tokyo-see (Funky pretty)
The treat in Manhatt-oh-see (Pretty funky)
Yeah, yeah
Funky pretty

[Chorus 3: Blondie Chaplin, Al Jardine, (Brian Wilson), & Mike Love]
She said "Don't worry, it's alright" (Funky pretty gone)
"I'm coming back when the aspects are right" (Funky pretty gone)
And now I look in the paper each day (Funky pretty gone)
Wondering what my horoscope will say

[Outro: Blondie Chaplin, Mike Love, & Carl Wilson]
Funky (ooooh funky)
Someone say why, someone say why
I still remember funky pretty (oooooh)
Why shouldn't my Pisces lady tell me why
Why can't you tell me why