Have you seen my time machine? It's black and white it's blue and green
It's shaped just like a submarine
I made it from cans of pork and beans, it runs on a can of kerosene! Oh yeah!
We're going back, back in time
I got a battered body, a shattered mind
Kaleidoscopic red radiation, I know where I am but I don't know when
Double houses with bubble floors space men riding dinosaurs
Knights in armor with a dog for a face!

Kings and queens in outer space!
I want it back! You ain't gonna get it! I'm trapped in the past! You'd beter forget it! Cavemen from the future! Whales with thumbs! I'm running out of food! You'd better invent some! Oh yeah!
It's black and white, it's blue and green
It's shaped just like a submarine
I made it from cans of kerosene, I'm getting nervous I'm looking lean
This is a nightmare, this is a dream
Give it back to me and I won't get mean
Have you seen my time machine?