[Verse 1]
There’s a place some seek called crazy creek
Up across from the lost bayou
It’s a well known fact, these folks don’t act
Like normal folks all do
So that’s where we’re sending you

[Verse 2]
It’s a bit unique at crazy creek
It’s a land like you never knew
It’s a big dark hole where the waters roll
Like a bowl full of turkey stew
So that’s where we’re sending you

[Bridge]
Crazy creek is a nice place
It’s just not my style
You’ve got the IQ of a shoelace
You might wanna stay a while

[Verse 3]
Therе’s a ??? at crazy creek
That standard folks ???
It’s dark as hell with an awful smell
Wherе the oddballs rendezvous
So that’s where we’re sending you
[Verse 4]
There’s a strange technique at crazy creek
Only mastered by a few
And it’s hard to learn, very few return
And only the strangest do
So that’s where we’re sending you

[Bridge]
Crazy creek is a nice place
But it’s not for me, I can tell
Cos I’m not a total nutcase
But you’re gonna think it’s swell

[Verse 5]
There’s a sideshow freak at crazy creek
With the legs of a kangaroo
And he jumps and he humps and he never stops
And his cage has room for two
So that’s where we’re sending you

[Verse 6]
There’s a pipsqueak at crazy creek
His fangs and his bangs are blue
And he needs a pal, just a guy or a gal
To enlist in his twisted crew
So that’s where we’re sending you
[Bridge]
Crazy creek is a great scene
Just not the kind I need
You’ve got the brain of a string bean
So it oughta be just to your speed

[Verse 7]
There’s a toxic leak at crazy creek
It’s a flowing, glowing goo
There’s a funday ride on the slimy tide
In a 9 foot wide canoe
So that’s where we’re sending you

[Verse 8]
Folks rarely speak about crazy creek
When they’re out on the avenue
But a creep I met on the internet
Once gave it a good review
So that’s where we’re sending you

[Bridge]
The creeks right down to the hill
The creeks right up the valley
Everyone’s mentally ill
So it’ll be right up your alley