My girl’s got a Pleistocene phone
He sounds like she’s talking on an ass bone in Hebrew
"Baruch atah Adonai" Can you hear him now?
Hinjews know exactly what he’s saying
Gandhi only wanted to keep praying to Krishna
But Pitchfork gave him a 2, really fucked him up

Eighteen hundred bucks’ll get your foot inside the door
Eighteen hundred bucks’ll get you in the door

Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why… am I getting so upset?

Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why… am I getting so upset?

I’m gonna trash all of my Google Docs
Delete my calendar, shout out "Eccе Homo!" (Ecce Homo!)
God never likеd the name "God," so don’t call him that
But why did he make Oasis break up?
Forget the music; I’m talking 'bout the love of brothers
Let’s hope they scattered some crumbs as they walked away

Eighteen-hundred bucks'll get your foot inside the door
Eighteen-hundred bucks'll get you in the door
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why… am I getting so upset?

Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why… am I getting so upset?

[Guitar solo]

Baby, baby, it's the PG Tips
Overloading all my microchips
Excuse me, I'll have just a couple more plums
'Cause I'm hungry!

Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting? Why am I getting?
Why am I getting? Why am I getting?
Why… am I getting so upset?

Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why… am I getting so upset?