[Spoken Word Intro]
Scott: What's up, Tokyo? Can we give it up for Rivers, yo?
Audience: Yeah!
Scott: It's good to be here. And that girl right there, with the sign, is gonna help Weezer out. It's great to bring signs to rock gigs, if you wanna play
Brian: A big round of applause, just for getting... Oh, that's nuts (?). Right, so we need to get your name. So, if we can get a round of applause for Yumiko

[Spoken Word Interlude]
Scott: Oh, hey brah, how we doin' man?
Brain: Oh, you and me go down to the whole swampy river to have a little boat ride. You sit in the front and I'll sit in the back. And sing a little song that goes like this
Brian: There's a girl (?)
She wants to get a toolshed
Scott: It's callеd a...
Brain: Toolshed baby. [...]
Scott: It wasn't too nice
Brian: So I– Thanks for bearing mе
Scott: I wonder how. [...] apartment. Close [...] pink. Snug as a bug in a rug. It's only love

[Verse 1]
I'm me, me be, maybe I am
I can sing and hear me, know me

[Chorus]
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away

[Spoken Word Interlude]
Brian: [...]
Rivers: Uh, chotomate. Yumiko Chan. Dajanvu? Dajanvu? Oai. Daeski. Daeski
[Verse 2]
Oh no, it go, it gone, bye-bye
Who I? I think, I sink, and I die

[Chorus]
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away (Sukaoi)
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah)
Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away)
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone

[Outro]
(I don't want to destroy your tank top)
If you want to destroy my sweater
(Let's be friends and just walk away)
Hold this thread as I walk away
(Hate to see you lying there in your Superman skivvies)
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone
[Instrumental Outro]
Chuboi! Harigato!