[Chorus]
Hey, my darlin’!
You know that I’m your man
Hey, my darlin’!
You know that I’m your man

[Verse 1]
Well the little man came and sat down on my knee
Picked my nose and said “What’s up?”
Well the big man came and sat me down on his knee
Picked his nose and said “Heads up!”

[Pre-Chorus]
Got no rose
No candy treats
I’ll be damned if I am a dandy man
My baby got me down on my knees

[Chorus]
Singin’ “Hey, my darlin’!”
You know that I’m your man
Hey, my darlin’!
You know that I’m your man

[Verse 2]
Well I guess I lost by the luck of the toss
I mean toss of the coin
So it’s you and me, baby, without anything between us
We got love, oh yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
Got no rose
No candy treats
I’ll be damned if I am a dandy man
My baby got me down on my knees

[Chorus]
Singin’ “Hey, my darlin’!”
You know that I’m your man
Hey, my darlin’!
You know that I’m your man

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
Got no rose
No candy treats
I’ll be damned if I am a dandy man
My baby got me down on my knees

[Chorus]
Singin’ “Hey, my darlin’!”
You know that I’m your man
Hey, my darlin’!
You know that I’m your man
[Outro]
You know that I’m your man
You know that I’m your man

[Audience Applause]

[Spoken Word: Rivers Cuomo]
Okay, wait. Time out. Alright, we got it. We very may well fuck this up. But this is called "Sheila Can Do It." Sheila? Wow!