[Spoken Word: Rivers Cuomo]
Okay, here we go. "Sheila Can Do It."

[Chorus]
If Sheila can do it
I can do it
I don’t see the problem with that
She is my other
A sister to a brother
And look at the thing that she’s done
She looks like she’s havin’ fun
And I don’t see the problem with that

[Verse 1]
Well she’s shaving her legs and she’s feelin’ all right
She’s puttin’ on jeans of the type that are tight
She’s gettin’ herself ready to take on the night
So come on, come on

[Chorus]
If Sheila can do it
I can do it
I don’t see the problem with that
She is my other
A sister to a brother
And look at the thing that she’s done
She looks like she’s havin’ fun
And I don’t see the problem with that
[Verse 2]
Man, if you’d seen this girl about two years ago
Seen her then and seen her now
I swear you’d never know
That who you was seein’ was the same pistachio
Oh come on, come on

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Chorus]
If Sheila can do it
I can do it
I don’t see the problem with that
She is my other
A sister to a brother
And look at the thing that she’s done

If Sheila can do it
I can do it
I don’t see the problem with that
She is my other
A sister to a brother
And look at the thing that she’s done
She looks like she’s havin’ fun
And I don’t see the problem with that
[Outro]
She looks like she’s havin’ fun
And I don’t see the problem
And I don't see the problem with that