[Spoken Word: Rivers Cuomo]
This one's about as goofy as they get. It's called "Hot Tub." A fuck tub for you Bostonians

[Verse 1]
You may not be the one for me
But baby, you’re a lot of fun
Let me come to your house, my dear
Drink a bit and smoke a bowl

[Chorus]
I wanna get in your hot tub, baby
I wanna get in you now
So get in your car and pick me up
Or I’m gonna put you down
I’m gonna put you down

[Verse 2]
Please, honey girl, won’t you be cool
To the voodoo doll that is me?
Take the pin out of his butt
And maybe even give him a treat

[Chorus]
I wanna get in your hot tub, baby
I wanna get in you now
So get in your car and pick me up
Or I’m gonna put you down
I’m gonna put you down (Ow!)
[Bridge]
And every day that you play in the water
Come and take me home
Every day, with the days getting hotter
I don’t wanna be alone
Every night in the light of the moonshine
Come and take me home
Every day as you play in the water
Come and take me
Come and take me home

[Chorus]
I wanna get in your hot tub, baby
I wanna get in you now
So get in your car and pick me up
Or I’m gonna put you down
I’m gonna put you down
I’m gonna put you down

[Bridge]
And every day that you play in the water
Come and take me home
Every day, with the days getting hotter
I don’t wanna be alone
Every night in the light of the moonshine
Come and take me home
Every day as you play in the water
Come and take me
Come and take me home
[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
I’m gonna put you down
I’m gonna put you down
I’m gonna put you down

[Audience Applause]

[Spoken Word: Rivers Cuomo]
Thanks a lot! We're gonna play at [?] birthday party at [?] on November 21st. See ya there, bye