[Verse 1]
Somebody's Heine'
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills
I guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh yeah, alright
Feels good, inside

[Verse 2]
Flip on the telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubblin' behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow

[Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

[Verse 3]
I can't confront you
I never could do that which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
"This way is a water slide away from me
That takes you further every day"
So be cool
[Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

[Bridge]
Dear Daddy, I write you
In spite of years of silence
You've cleaned up, found Jesus
Things are good, or so I hear
This bottle of Stephen's
Awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
The son is drowning in the flood
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah

[Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker