[Chorus]
If Sheila can do it, I can do it
I don't see the problem with that
She is my other, a sister to a brother
And look at the thing that she's done
She looks like she's having fun
And I don't see the problem with that

[Verse 1]
She's shaving her legs and she's feeling alright
She's putting on jeans of the type that are tight
She's getting herself ready to take on the night

[Refrain]
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
Then I'll stop and I'll turn and I'll say

[Verse 2]
Man, if you'd seen this girl about two years ago
Seen her then and seen her now, I swear you'd never know
That who you were seein' was the same pistachio

[Refrain]
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
Then I'll stop and I'll turn and I'll say
[Chorus]
If Sheila can do it, I can do it
I don't see the problem with that
She is my other, a sister to a brother
And look at the thing that she's done
She looks like she's having fun
And I don't see the problem with that

[Refrain]
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
If I feel my heart is getting watered down
Then I'll stop and I'll turn and I'll say

[Chorus]
If Sheila can do it, I know that I can do it
I don't see the problem with that
She is my other, a sister to a brother
And look at the thing that she's done
She looks like she's having fun
(She looks like she's having fun)
And I don't see the problem with that
(And I don't see the problem with that)
She looks like she's having fun
(She looks like she's having fun)
And I don't see the problem
I don't see the problem with that
[Outro]
(Bye, Sheila)