Arnold Schwarzenegger in the motherfucking house
(Hasta la vista, baby)

It's ancient Greece
I’m eating grapes at the Parthenon
Watching lions eat prisoners at the Colosseum
I'm fucking bored at the vomitorium
Waiting to catch my flight
I got my backpack, I got the berry scones
I got my noise-cancellation headphones
And I'm off to the Hyatt Regency
This is a load of crap
I said "Another fucking Hyatt Regency?"
They got the best of me

The best of me
The best of me
They got the best of me

I’m Drew Bledsoe, I got an afro
I got my head up in a mask
I'm like a ninja, I got my nunchuks
And I've been training like a seer so I won't give a fuck
I'm like Caesar
You can stab me in the back
Pour my blood on your salad
I'm like a satyr
Treat my [?]
And then my wife
Oh, I love my life
They got the best of me
The best of me
The best of me
They got the best of me