[Verse 1]
I'll give your foot a massage
To take your mind off the world
'Cause babe, I know there's a shortage of cash
Your occupation's a joke
But you're just foolin' around
But at least you are having a blast

[Pre-Chorus]
I know eventually you're gonna figure it out
Until the day that you do, I'll be here hanging around

[Chorus]
I'm the second best hugger in the world
And I will be here to brighten up your world
I may not be exactly what you want
But I'm not all that bad
Second best hugger in the world

[Verse 2]
So let me slice you some pie
And brew somе rooibos tea
And polish all of your saxophone keys
I guеss I'm kinda pathetic
But I don't really care
'Cause you are cooler than knees on a bee
[Pre-Chorus]
Let me hang out with you and we can go catch a flick
Or buy a notebook and a package of Bics

[Chorus]
I'm the second best hugger in the world
And I will be here to brighten up your world
I may not be exactly what you want
But I'm not all that bad
Second best hugger in the world

[Guitar Solo]
Yeah

[Bridge]
Even though I'm a disappointment
I am here for your enjoyment

[Chorus]
I'm the second best hugger in the world
And I will be here to brighten up your world
I may not be exactly what you want
But I'm not all that bad
Second best hugger in the world

[Outro]
I'm not all that bad
Second best hugger in the world
I'm not all that bad
Second best hugger in the world