[Intro]
Yeah
Got a waffle house in Guam today
Uh, yeah
Got a waffle house in Guam today
Yeah
Got a waffle house in Guam today
Got a waffle house in Guam today

[Verse 1]
Yo, yo, I need some cold air
I'm rolling down my windows
Only follow signs in whichever the wind blows
Damn
I'm still hungry though
Depending on my attitude how far will we go?
Imma sky rocket empty out these nice pockets
If you don't believe me I'm tearing out your eye sockets
I had a dream last nice such complexity, I met a frickin' angel
And he said to me "Yo B, what up?"
"I support you but you got to have backup (Yeah)
A placе where you can settlе if you fail and get back up (Uh huh)
I know a place and a plan you can follow
A tropical place where you can flip waffles" (Damn)
He told me about this place
A magical land where we can start over
With some place called Guam
I got this little place callin' my name
So, if I never make it big I don't care, I'll go to Guam
[Chorus]
When everything fails
Got a waffle house in Guam, you can always come find me
We can be whatever we want
Yo, but I got waffles in the griddle
And I can't help but tell you this is life, ain't nothing realer

[Verse 2]
My plan is I'mma go to the states
Tryna get big like those 40 dollar stakes
But nonetheless, I don't even stress
I got it all covered like an answer when I'm taking tests
And if this fails imma take a vote across the sea
Never incomplete like words with no apostrophes
Fame or Guam are places I gotta be
But in Guam I'mma make sure that I got lots to eat
'Cause I'm gonna start a damn waffle house
If your plans fail you can always come and help out
We can make the waffles and live till age 90
We can be the happiest amongst the high seas
Don't you get it? Stupid equals happy
I rather run a tropical waffle house
Lastly, what you talking about 2000 on your SATS?
I don't really care if my future isn't set for me

[Chorus]
When everything fails
Got a waffle house in Guam, you can always come find me
We can be whatever we want
Yeah, but I got waffles in the griddle
And I can't help but tell you this is life, ain't nothing realer
[Outro]
Failed three tests
(Got a waffle house in Guam)
You just got your ass kicked
(Got a waffle house in Guam)
Life is going nowhere
(Got a waffle house in Guam)
Then what are you waiting for?