[Verse 1]
Who'd have guessed that Aqua Net
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wondering if he was coming home
So she drove around and she found his car
They heard the boom from in the bar
Well, he called the cops, she called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

[Chorus]
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
Oh, yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
Oh, no, crazy women are made by crazy men

[Verse 2]
Well, he told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS
Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
He don't know why they always seem to pick him

[Chorus]
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
Oh, yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
Oh, no, crazy women are made by crazy men
[Bridge]
Some take a pistol, some take an axe
And, boy, if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match
It might be the teacher just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
No, you won't see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
'Cause she might look just like me

[Chorus]
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive us, even though some were born like this
God knows, crazy women are made by crazy, crazy, crazy
Crazy women are made by crazy men