[Verse 1]
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's see just how quickly we can go
Let's get plowed and plow down some old ladies
Mix a drink and bump the stereo
Let's go down and vomit out the window
Let's keep score of how many we've killed
Do tequila slammers off the dashboard
There's an alcoholic at the wheel

[Verse 2]
Careful when I'm taking this next corner
I don't want anybody wasting beer
Pass another Lime and Corona
Too drunk to use my clutch when shifting gears

[Verse 3]
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's do brodies in the cul-de-sac
Let's get drunk and go out driving
We're going and we're never coming back

[Outro]
We're going and we're never coming back
We're going and we're never coming back
[Instrumental Outro]