[Verse 1]
I'm gonna ride the world like a merry-go-round!
Like a Ferris Wheel like its breaking down
Drinking's Angel's piss, gonna crash and burn
I just want some action so gimme my turn

[Chorus]
Like a Chinese Government conspiracy
It's the death of a nuclear family
Staring up at you
It's lookin' like another bad Comedy
Just as long as it comes in Hi-Fidelity
For me too

[Verse 2]
Can you hear the sound comin' over the hill?
Gotta move my feet! it's comin' in for the kill
Ba-baby, baby it's a blowout!
OH YEAH!
Like a Nuclear Bomb
And it won't be long
'till i detonate

[Chorus]
Like a Chinese Government conspiracy
It's the death of a nuclear family
Staring up at you
It's lookin' like another bad Comedy
Just as long as it comes in Hi-Fidelity
For me too ALL RIGHT!
[Bass Solo]
WOW!
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I'm gonna ride the world like a merry-go-round!
Like a Ferris Wheel like its breaking down
Screa-screa-screamin' Bloody Murder! OH YEAH
Like a Nuclear Bomb
And it won't be long
'till i detonate

[Chorus]
Like a Chinese Government conspiracy
It's the death of a nuclear family
Staring up at you
It's lookin' like another bad Comedy
Just as long as it comes in Hi-Fidelity
For me too

[Outro]
I SAID 10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!