[Verse 1]
I see you every night when you go on TV
Raging at the sight of your [melancholy head?]
I got it in my head that what you've got is bad news
Gotta take your time if you’re mooching off the rest

[Chorus]
(You can't fool me)
'Cause I know what you say
What you say just can’t be
You scare the hell out of me
But you can't fool me

[Verse 2]
Every damn night's your mouth's talkin' shit, bro
Every damn night I woke up like this
What can I say when I got you by the leg
Better [hope you're dead?] when I meet you half the way

[Chorus]
(You can't fool me)
'Cause I know what you say
What you say just can’t be
You scared the hell out of me
But you can’t fool me
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
You can't fool me
’Cause I know what you say
What you say just can't be
You scared the hell out of me
But you can't fool me