[Intro: Dot Warner]
A-ha-ha!

[Verse 1: Yakko Warner]
Well, I met a girl named Lady Cobra
Her black heart beats crimson and clover
She gives me chills and fever blisters
She's serving spells and voodoo shakes

[Pre-Chorus 1: Yakko Warner]
Well, she just wants to get me high (she don't want)
Stick a needle in my eye
Reeks like hell, lost in temptation (she don't need)
Rubbing on my inner demons

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Don't want a suicide
Don't want this to end
I just wanna be your friend

[Verse 2: Yakko Warner]
Cuddle up with me real tight
Talk to me by candlelight

[Pre-Chorus 2: Yakko Warner]
Do you wanna play a game of Twister (shе don't)
Like a dirty old man with a babysitter?
[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Don't want a suicide
Don't want this to еnd
I just wanna be your friend

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Well, I don't want to make you cry (she don't want)
Cross my heart and hope to die
Drawing blood and lonely stars (she don't need)
Drinking piss for cheap guitars

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Don't want a suicide
Don't want this to end
I just wanna be your friend

[Outro: Yakko Warner]
Oh, your friend