[Verse 1: Yakko Warner]
I wanna be your dominated love slave
I wanna be the one who takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
'Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep (Come on!)

[Verse 2: Dot, Yakko Warner]
(Whoo!) Want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin (Woohoo!)
I wanna feel pain all over my body (Come on, now!)
Can't wait to be punished for my sins

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
'Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt mе
So drive them staples deep

[Interlude: Yakko, Dot, Wakko Warner]
Comе on!
Woohoo!
Hey, Bo!
Goin' again
Whoo!
My pickup truck
[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
'Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive your staples deep