[Hook: AJ Tracey]
My princess don’t need no saving
I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in
Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it
And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him
I’m sitting at the top of my castle
I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking
I don’t know about tryna be friends
Lizzy is the only friend us man are making
My princess don’t need no saving
I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in
Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it
And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him
Sitting at the top of my castle
I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking
I don’t know about tryna be friends
Lizzy is the only friend us man are making

[Verse 1: PK]
I am the king of this castle, dun know
Bowser don’t live here no more
If I see you in my fortress, it’s all peak cuh you will get bored
In my backpack, I’ve got my Zelda sword
Ready for the war
Troublesome yout on the road, of course
Defend the mandem, united like Luke Shaw
Man get turned to a cooked course
Bare energy like Coke and Mentos
You don’t wanna see me get mental
Man ah don’t play no games on Nintendo
If I see a victim, man are gonna pitch him
Like I was a don
Playing at baseball, you don’t wanna see me get awol
Tings get dark in the place like Akon
Cook my beef with an apron
Chef PK, yeah, I’ve got the ladle
Ain’t gonna be gravy when I come through
Man ah man are shaky
Take your lady
Princess Peach with the fat back’s weighty
079 your babes cause I’m cheeky, man wanna beef me
When I turn Wolverine on these neeks
Split your chest and carve it like cakey
Donkey Kong, just punch up Luigi
[Hook: AJ Tracey]
My princess don’t need no saving
I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in
Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it
And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him
I’m sitting at the top of my castle
I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking
I don’t know about tryna be friends
Lizzy is the only friend us man are making
My princess don’t need no saving
I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in
Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it
And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him
Sitting at the top of my castle
I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking
I don’t know about tryna be friends
Lizzy is the only friend us man are making

[Verse 2: AJ Tracey]
Yeah, I need more room
Tell a bad gyal come and get your portion
Girls get wet like an IKEA storeroom
Bare wet, make a star slide like a ballroom
Pagans, here's a likkle tip
If you wanna beef man, then approach with caution
Cuh I'm on kidnap extortion
Young Gs bang straps, I ain't gotta force 'em
You ain't got a 44, you're four-less
Drop man's head on full health, that's flawless
No babylon, we're lawless
Big swam full of big teeth like a walrus
Don't square up to my face
Cuh mandem can get a cold hook like my chorus
Your flow's full of bare holes, it's porpoise
Chat bad, make him hold shell like a tortoise
I'm not a yout like Sam-I-am
Try man, you can get slapped with the tan
Fiend in a snapback, cat in a hat
Serve man in a south park something like Stan
Yeah, see man out with the gang
Yeah, all of these rocks I slang
Fiends need a doctor, call a man Seuss
Cause I'm serving 'em all green eggs and ham
Trap hard in the bando, big tool
Run up on who with who, you fool?
You man are workers, you man are earning a monkey
For a week's work, not cool
Father a likkle Rugrat in my sector
Stomp on a man like Bowser
Bet you thought I was gonna say Reptar
Princess Peach, man are out for the nectar