[Verse 1]
I drink the Old English Gatorade of Mountain Dew and iced tea
Scotch whiskey ginger ale, no it don't matter to me
'Cause when I get it into my bladder it turns yellow and hot
It streams out of my whiz hole, right into the pot

[Chorus]
Oh I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
Piss in my mouth, oh yeah!

[Verse 2]
I fill up mason jars with hot whiz, dog bowls with foamy piss
Puddles behind dumpsters, no, I don't give a shit
'Cause when I get on down to my knees and guzzle it down
Well I'm the luckiest man in this whole damn town

[Chorus]
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
Piss in my mouth, whoa!

[Bridge]
(Piss pig freak oh yeah)
Yeah, you can find me at one of the local piss clubs
(Piss pig freak oh yeah)
Maybe in Atlanta, Georgia
(Piss pig freak oh yeah)
Or New York, New York, Philadelphia
(Piss pig freak oh yeah)
[Verse 3]
I just treat my mouth like it's a urinal pot
Just make sure that it's yellow and hot

[Outro]
'Cause I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
Piss in my mouth, oh yeah!

[Outro]
Piss pig freak, oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a piss pig freak oh yeah
Piss in my mouth (Piss pig freak, oh yeah)