When I get home I'm so tired
I want to do just as I please
And I get out the family dog bowl
Then I get down on my knees

I slurp it up
I slurp it up
Slurp up the hot piss
That I pissed into the dog bowl

I slurp it up
I slurp it up
Slurp up the hot piss
That I pissed into the dog bowl

God knows I've been a lucky man
Got good friends all over the place
In the trough at the local piss club
Hot piss running, running down my face

I slurp it up
I slurp it up
Slurp up the hot piss
That I pissed into the dog bowl

I slurp it up
I slurp it up
Slurp up the hot piss
That I pissed up at the piss club
In a bowl or in a mason jar
In a urinal or a trough
That yellow foamy formula
Just what I need to get me off

I slurp it up
I slurp it up
Oh yeah
My tongue
Look at it go
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Dribbling down my chin
Ain't nothing like it