25 years since they opened the door
I was 13, I'd never been in one before
I still remember like it was yesterday
A big old fat man just pissin' in my face
And now we're finally in one place
At the piss club reunion

I remember Jesse, I remember Joe
They filled my cheeks with their yellow flow
They taught me to swallow that wonderful stream
And to give of the yellow, but none of the cream
And so we're all gonna drop our seams
At the piss club reunion

Someday we will have all passed on
To the new recruits, we piss on the baton
If you want to honor us piss pioneers so brave
Whip out your dick and piss on our grave
Up in heaven, it's the taste that we crave
At the piss club reunion

At the piss club reunion
At the piss club reunion
At the piss club reunion