[Verse 1]
Liftin' weights at Timmy's house so long ago
Hangin' out with Tobin and the judge
Hangin' out with Tobin and the judge
Hangin' out with Tobin and the judge
Summertime in country clubs
Drinkin' beer and throwin' up
Another brewski in my cup
Mm-mm-mm

[Verse 2]
Beach week is all blocked out
Got a crew with all the clout
Caddyshack without a doubt
Mm-mm-mm
Watchin' it with Tobin and the judge
Watchin' it with Tobin and the judge
Watchin' it with Tobin and the judge

[Verse 3]
Basektball, it beats all
Except liftin' weights with Timmy
Partyin' with the judge
Sleepin through mass at noon
'Cause I was partyin' with Tobin
And gettin' blackout drunk with the judge
[Verse 4]
Dad says, "Keep track of it"
Memories, they fade away
Get a calendar, write it down
Mm-mm-mm
Get a calendar, write it down
Get a calendar, write it down
Get a calendar, write it down

[Verse 5]
Too many nights I can't recall
Too many girls, forgot 'em all
They get away, run down the hall
Mm-mm-mm
Doin' what I do with the judge
Doin' what I do with the judge
Doin' what I do with the judge