[Chorus 1]
I got chubs for you
Big fat chubs for you
Got it firm but soft for you
Gonna go halfway for you

[Verse 1]
Oh, how happy you'll be
When I get this chubby lump outta my jeans
But the shape should let you know
You got a little ways to go
But I gotta get through town
I can do it with a tiny mound

[Verse 2]
Guess nobody in town will know
We got that lumpy chubber stump on the go
When your lady doesn't get you off
At least you can walk around
With a package that's semi-soft (soft)
A tiny little mound

[Bridge]
It's like a mini-bone
A tiny little tent
It's pulsing now
Watch it go to half-mast
Come on girl
Show me what you got
Make me harder now
Turn my chub into a hard-on
[Chorus 2]
I got chubs for you
Little bitty chubs for you
I got chubs for you
Tiny, tiny chubs for you

[Outro]
Eenie meenie chubs for you
I got chubs for you
I got chubs for you
I got chubs for you