Patrick Stump
Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting)
[Intro]
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday

[Verse 1]
It's getting late, have you seen my mates?
Ma, tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer
My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady, she don't care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
And a handful of grease in her hair

[Chorus]
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, alright, alright
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's alright
[Verse 2]
Well, they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout, "She's with me"
A couple of the sounds that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

[Chorus]
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, alright, alright
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's alright
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's alright

[Chorus]
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, alright, alright
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's alright, alright, alright
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's alright