[Verse 1]
Sitting in the corner of the bar
And the neon beer sign up above your head, flickers on
Like a bright idea just popped into your dirty, dirty mind
Small talk, cat call me like a dog
Hey, Mr. Rolex, cashmere sweater
I hope you got dressed for the cold, cold weather

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, you're rich, but your talk is cheap
And it's not gonna work, gonna work on me

[Chorus]
You might be relatively well dressed
You got your pants pressed
It doesn't mean you're ever getting into mine
You might be relatively well dressed
You got your pants pressed
It doesn't mean you're ever getting into mine
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now

[Verse 2]
Here comes Brendon, bartender
To asks me if there's anything I want
And I just want this man to leave me alone
The more uncomfortable I get, the more he checks his watch
I'm hoping that it's time he goes home
I'd say I like the colors of your Oxford suit
But I hate to say I like a single thing about you
[Pre-Chorus]
And oh, you're rich, but your talk is cheap
And it's not gonna work, gonna work on me

[Chorus]
You might be relatively well dressed
You got your pants pressed
It doesn't mean you're ever getting into mine
You might be relatively well dressed
You got your pants pressed
It doesn't mean you're ever getting into mine
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now

[Bridge]
Hey, Mr. Rolex, cashmere sweater
I hope you got dressed for the cold, cold weather
I'd say I like the colors of your Oxford suit
But I hate to say I like a single thing about you

[Pre-Chorus]
And oh, you're rich, but your talk is cheap
And it's not gonna work, gonna work on me

[Chorus]
You might be relatively well dressed
You got your pants pressed
It doesn't mean you're ever getting into mine
You might be relatively well dressed
You got your pants pressed
It doesn't mean you're ever getting into mine
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now
Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now