Patrick Stump
Whackin’ It Off To My Mom
Hey there Doc Brown I got lost in your time machine
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Stuck in the 50’s and my mom is hot and 16
Woah, woah, woah!
Under the table
She gives my dick a squeeze
My bo-bo-barometer is pointing 88 degrees
These are my Calvins
It’s a ticking time bomb
So until that lightning strikes
I’ll be whackin’ it off to my mom (hah)
Whackin’ it off to my mom
(Um, I don’t think I’m okay with this)

He don’t wanna be Oedipus Rex
That’s why he’s sticking with hand to penis sex

He’s whackin’ it off to my wife
He’s whackin’ it off to me

Do the mom whackin’ dance
D-d-d-d-d-d-do the mom whackin’ dance
(No, no no no no no no)
Whackin’ it off to my mom
Whackin’ it off to my mom