I'm in town with my emo girlfriend
Living the dream
My scene queen from two thousand ten
She's still on MySpace

We're in the car
Driving and we get hungry
Where do we go
We're almost out of money

Take a turn, see that sign
Back again and we know it's not the last time

I'm at Burger King with my Burger Queen
Can I get a large fry
She's vegan please, so don't put no cheese
With some honey mustard on the side
I'm at Burger King with my Burger Queen
Can I get a large fry
She's vegan please, so don't put no cheese
With some honey mustard on the side

She's more than a Netflix and Chill
I am willing to buy her
Anything she wants to eat
Cause that's just what she's worth to me
Smoking the grass
Next to the city skate park
She's getting real hungry
And says she's goin' to starve

Through the door
Stand in line
We don't need a menu
It's not the first time we've been here

I'm at Burger King with my Burger Queen
Can I get a large fry
She's vegan please, so don't put no cheese
With some honey mustard on the side
I'm at Burger King with my Burger Queen
Can I get a large fry
She's vegan please, so don't put no cheese
With some honey mustard on the side

(The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.)

I'm at Burger King with my Burger Queen
Can I get a large fry
She's vegan please, so don't put no cheese
With some honey mustard on the side
I'm at Burger King with my Burger Queen
Can I get a large fry
She's vegan please, so don't put no cheese
With some honey mustard on the side