Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far, why now
Are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally slap your face off
In front of the whole dang school
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice
Listen up, fool!

I like!
Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
I like!
Spending hard, maxin' Dad's credit card
I like!
Skippin' gym
Dissing her, kissing him
I like!
Killer clothes
Kicking nerds in the nose

If you lack the juice
Go play Duck Duck Goose
Have your mommy fix you ice cream
Woah!
Or come hang with me
And tonight we'll be
Dirty dancing with the football team
Woah! Woah! Woah!