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Gotta Main ’em All - SMASH BROS ULTIMATE RAP (Parody of The Pokérap)
Woah! There's a lot of characters in here!
All the veterans returning and some newcomers too!
Let's get ready to Smash!

A new Smash Brothers is here!
Everybody's confirmed!
A massive roster list! I wonder who they nerfed?

Zelda, Pikachu, Sonic, Bowser!
Little Mac, Mewtwo, Olimar, Richter!
Falco, Jigglypuff, Villager, Daisy!
Diddy Kong, Robin, Brawler, Ridley!

Main 'em main 'em gotta main 'em all!
Smash Brothers!

All the hype is here! Dreams are coming true!
Except Waluigi fans! That dude will always lose!

Squirtle, Donkey Kong, Sheik, Palutena!
Gunner, Meta-knight, Bowser Jr, Ike!
Dark Samus, Toon-Link, Cloud, Ryu!
Wario, Shulk, Corrin, Pichu!

Main 'em! Main 'em! Gotta main 'em all!
Gotta main 'em all! Smash Brothers!
Piranha Plant, Rosalina, Dr. Mario!
Ivysaur, Ness, Dark Pit, Ken!
Swordfighter, Young Link, Zero Suit Samus!
Inkling, Bayonetta, Yoshi, Lucas!

Gotta main 'em all! Gotta main 'em all! (Ha!)
Gotta main 'em all! Gotta main 'em all! (Ha!)
Gotta main 'em all Smash Brothers!
Oww!

Lucina, Ganondorf, Isabelle, Wolf!
Chrom, Kirby, MegaMan, PacMan!
Mario, Greninja, Incineroar, Fox!
Duck Hunt, Roy, Marth, Mr. Game and Watch!

And over 70 fighters have joined the fray!
I think our buddy Sakurai could really use a break!

Charizard, Wii Fit Trainer, Pit, Snake!
Lucario, Samus, Link! R.O.B.!
King DeDeDe, Luigi, Ice Climbers!
King K. Rool, Simon, Peach, Captain Falcon!

Alright! Let's go Smash!
Well let's not stop there! This game needs more!
It's big enough already though. Ok then...
Skull Kid, Isaac, Ashley, Dixie Kong!
Shadow, Phoenix, Decidueye, Funky Kong!
Octolings, Springman, PAPER MARIO!
Rayman, Tails! Badana Dee, Geno!

Gotta main 'em all, Gotta main 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta main 'em all, Gotta main 'em all! (Hmm!)

Sora, Crystal, Rex and Pyra, ZACK!
Ninten, Karate Joe, Black Shadow, Crash!
Elma, Bomberman, Shantae, Louie!
Chorus Kids, Chrono, Banjo and Kazooie!

You're really scraping the barrel at picks don't you see!?
It's the kind of people like you that should, be more pleased!

Impa, Wonder Red, Shovel Knight, Magalor!
Layton, Mach Rider, Arle, Gardevoir!
Slime, Captain Toad, Heihachi, Jeanne!
Joker, Steve, Wailord, Sans...

Woah what was with those last couple of picks?
I need everyone. I NEED MORE!
Let's step away from the-
AND I MEAN... EVERYONE!
Laboman, Froggy, Monica, Miku!
Reggie, Putt-Putt, Baby Daisy, Goku!
Shrek, Cory, Flavio, Tidal Blade!
Guy Fieri, Marge, Gundam, Tetris Block!

Gotta main 'em all, Gotta main 'em all! (Tasty!)
Gotta main 'em all, Gotta main 'em all!
Gotta main 'em all Smash Brothers!
Yeah!

Benadryl, Peppa Pig, Pancho, Gamecube!
Plank, Iron, Flex Tape, Milo!
Berd, Grinch, Purple Chair, Yellow Chair!
Forklift, Tuna Can, Mario, YOGI BEAR!

MAIN 'EM! MAIN 'EM! GOTTA MAIN 'EM ALL!
GOTTA MAIN 'EM ALL, SMASH BROTHERS!
MAIN 'EM! MAIN 'EM! GOTTA MAIN 'EM ALL! (WOOH)
GOTTA MAIN 'EM ALL, SMASH BROTHERSSS!
MAIN 'EM! MAIN 'EM! GOTTA MAIN 'EM ALL!
GOTTA-MAIN-'EM-ALL! SMASH BROTHERS!