Verse:

Khush hum dukhi tum fussi bomb inke gaane
Dushman sare chhupe rustam hai ye shaane
Par saare ye deewane, mane ya na mane
Mere jaisa paida kiya nahi beta teri maa ne
Tu aur mai beta dono alag hai
Sahi tu galat mai
Mujhe follow mat kar
Hu gayab mai jhapke jo palakh hai
Sun..mere dry vocal final bhale sookha nahi halak hai
Bass wali dhamak hai
Treble wali chamak hai
Bhanak hai sabko ke
Ye maharaj ki sanak hai
Dekhi nahi jhalak hai
Maharaj ji chanakya
Lyrics me lalak hai
Lalkarti alag hai
Chal tu hi teri marzi bata
Kaun si tujhe allergy bata
Aisa dunga sila tujhe bewafa sanam
Sochega hota faadne wala ya darji bada!

Hook:
Bhai bol ke mai rishte aise todta ni sala
Par nasal inki aisi kasar chhodne ni wala
Jab chahu tab diwali jab chahu tab dhamaka
Jab chahe fate bomb meri praja bole Happy Diwala
Apko aur apke parivar ko..

Verse:

Achha sun..
Sindoor se kheechenge red line
Aao zara baithe studio me dono
24 ghante deadline
Ek taraf tu, ek taraf mai hi mai
Maharaj ne udhed diya
Subah hogi headline
Aj se abhi se inhe dil se deleting
Meri mehnat ki kamayi se
Bhaijaa no cheating!
Phone katu mai ghamand se inke
Maharaj to busy hai
This side ego speaking!
Hath jodta nahi mai
Mere hath dono diagonal
Pita hua pehle se ye
Ho jaye bhale fight kal
Bolo Jai Kishan! ghar jao bae!
Abhi ke liye atma nachayi
Moksh mil jayega bhai kal!
Tere bhai ka hai vaada
Mic pe mai maathapachchi bhi karu
To views aur like zada
Aayiii saala organic!
Sahi suna, kahi guna
Inse better deta vibe hu na!
Verse:

Bhai bol ke mai rishte aise todta ni sala
Par nasal inki aisi kasar chhodne ni wala
Jab chahu tab diwali jab chahu tab dhamaka
Jab chahe fate bomb meri praja bole Happy Diwala

Verse:

Pure shauk se kar aarti parivar ki
Feel le tu ghar bar ki
Agar paarkhi nazro se dekho to tu
Ye har bar hi takhtapalat hai
Aisi taisi teri sarkar ki
Share market badh gayi
Teri aukaat se seedha bahar ki
Ab pyar ni kisi se koi hate nahi hai
Ye bhai bolte par iraade nek nahi hai
Kher meri zindagi ye mujhe khud hi dekhni hai
Sun lo bhaiyaa personal professional dono ek nahi hai
Kare leg pulling ye streeling ki nasal wale
Inki hai fukti mujhse inhe bolo maa ki kasam kha le
Haram ke hazam mujhe hote nahi nivale
Maharaj hindi me ek hai baki nakal sare Hustle wale!
Bhai na bhaiya koi kisi ka saga nahi
Sang dab kare saiyan kyu jab sajni begani
Industry hai ye chhoti si par lambi hai kahani
Aur in chutiyo ko lagta hai mujhe kuch bhi pata ni
Hook:

Bhai bol ke mai rishte aise todta ni sala
Par nasal inki aisi kasar chhodne ni wala
Jab chahu tab diwali jab chahu tab dhamaka
Jab chahe fate bomb meri praja bole Happy Diwala
JAI HO!