[Verse 1]
Tell the people, TV broadcast man
Which angle do you take?
I will kiss the world goodbye
While I eat instant pancakes
Now say "calamity" on one, two, three
Can't get no honey without some bees
And sometimes you may get bee stings
But such is life

[Chorus]
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here for?
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here for?
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here

[Verse 2]
Well, some get fat and some get thin
And some will hide right under your chin
Living this way, but not today
'Cause I feel so entitled
[Chorus]
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here for?
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here for?
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here

[Interlude]
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
The politicians, well, we wish them
All the best in their campaigns
Don't give a fuck about the weather
What about the Swiss banks?
And the people can now procreate
So they can tell their kids about the mess they made
‘Cause I breathe fine
At the bottom of the ocean

[Chorus]
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here for?
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here for?
What did you come here for?
Tell me, what'd you come here
[Interlude]
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

[Outro]
Ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh