[Verse 1]
Tell the people, TV broadcast
Man with channel, do you take?
I would kiss the world goodbye
While I eat instant pancakes
Now sacramentally on the one, two, three
Can't get no honey without some bees
And sometimes you may get bee stings
But such is life

[Chorus]
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here for
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here for
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here

[Verse 2]
Well, some get fat and some get thin
And some will hide right under your chin
You can kiss and pray, but not today
‘Cause I feel so tied up
[Chorus]
What did you come here for?
Tell me what you come here for
What did you come here for?
Tell me what you come here
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here for
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here

[Interlude]
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
The politicians, well, we wish them
All the best in their campaigns
Don't give a fuck about the weather
But about the Swiss banks
And the people can now procreate
So they can tell their kids about the mess they made
‘Cause I can breathe fine at the bottom of the ocean

[Chorus]
What did you come here for?
Tell me what you come here for
What did you come here for?
Tell me what you come here
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here for
What did you come here for?
Tell me what'd you come here
[Interlude]
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

[Outro]
Ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh