[Verse 1]
Satan's dog
Is at the front door, I'm giving her a biscuit
I can't cope
With a petty modern life, you blink and then you've missed it
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
With you

[Chorus]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you

[Verse 2]
I went out
I went to the party and had a bunch of beers
I came home
I opened up about my lifestyle, ended up in tears
Everything is shit except my friendship with you

[Verse 3]
I sleep in
Drooling on the bed sheets, hungover again
You work hard
And when I roll over, I see you now and then
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
With you
[Chorus]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you

[Bridge]
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, yeah
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, oh
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, yeah
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything at all, at all

[Outro]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
(With you, you, you...)