[Verse 1]
I curse the world one second
Demand it buy me a sandwich in the next
Or else I'm bumming the cigarettes
To help me to forget how hungry I am

[Chorus]
I can't believe that bastard
Won this morning
It's the kind of night for vodka and forties

And we're mixing our drinks stiff tonight
And we're mixing our drinks stiff tonight

[Verse 2]
Today's the dawn of the draft
And tomorrow we're shipped off to Iraq
Or else we're cutting off a toe
Praying that we don't have to go

[Chorus]
I can't believe that bastard
Won this morning
It's the kind of night for vodka and forties

Who's ready for the war tonight?
Who's ready for the war tonight?
[Verse 3]
I'm running on caffeine
And nicotine and amphetamines
I hope more stimulants are on the way
Cause who doesn't have a drug problem these days?

[Chorus]
I can't believe that bastard
Won this morning
It's the kind of night for vodka and forties

And I'm sniffing those pills hard tonight
And I'm sniffing those pills hard tonight