[Chorus]
I'm Richie Dagger
I can stomp and swagger
I can take on all your hero-o-oes
I'm Richie Dagger
I'm young and I'm haggard
The boy that nobody o-o-owns

[Verse 1]
He sits in his corner like a child despised
A crazy sort of cast comes over his eyes
That's Richie Dagger's crime

[Verse 2]
He's that sort of boy that was never much loved
His idea of fun was society's grudge
That's Richie Dagger's crime

[Verse 3]
His life was such a mess
And his friends weren't quite the best
But he was satisfied
That's Richie Dagger's crime
Suck me in and spit me out
Devour me in haste
[Chorus]
I'm Richie Dagger
I can stomp and swagger
I can take on all your hero-o-oes
I'm Richie Dagger
I'm young, I'm haggard
The boy that nobody o-o-owns

[Bridge]
He could set your mind ablaze
With sparkling eyes and visionary chaos
He stood like a remnant from an outbreak past
Wore something in his ear, and boy, was he sass

[Chorus]
I'm Richie Dagger
I can stomp and swagger
I can take on all your hero-o-oes
I'm Richie Dagger
I'm young and I'm haggard
The boy that nobody o-o-owns