Well I was sitting in my sleigh one day in December
Thinking to myself man, I should have been a singer
There's got to be more then playing Santa at the mall
And all these crying kids were driving me up the wall

Well, the day was almost done but there was still a long line
And my legs were getting sore from two or three at a time
When you stepped up and my heart took a blow
And my mind started thanking ho, ho, ho

Sit on my knee
Tell me you want me for Christmas
Snuggle up and whisper in my ear
Baby, I'm one gift I know I can deliver...