[Verse 1]
A uniform telephone call
An unknown caller, an unknown face

[Refrain 1]
Oooh, you've been let down
Oooh, in earwig town

[Verse 2]
They burrow in through your left ear
Lay their eggs and crawl out the right, right

[Refrain 2]
Oooh, they'll chase you down
Oooh, in earwig town

[Outro]
Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh