[Verse 1]
Have you ever felt like this
Pissed off at your bitch
We’ve got a way for you to scratch that itch

Our step by step dissection kit
Is sure to do the trick
No more of that face that makes you sick

[Pre-Chorus 1]
So call this number
And order now
Guaranteed dirt slumber
We’ll show you how

[Chorus]
10, 9, 8, 7
6, 5, 4
3, 2, 1, 0
That’s how you slice a whore

[Verse 2]
Scoop out those eyes this way
For seeing other guys
Carve off her lips for telling all those lies
Scissor off her finger tips
For gutting hang her by this
Butchers hook inserted through the spine

[Pre-Chorus 1]
So call this number
And order now
Guaranteed dirt slumber
We’ll show you how

[Chorus]
10, 9, 8, 7
6, 5, 4
3, 2, 1, 0
That’s how you slice a whore

[Pre-Chorus 2]
So enjoy today
'Cause you will get caught
But that’s A-Ok
'Cause now the whore is gone

[Chorus]
10, 9, 8, 7
6, 5, 4
3, 2, 1, 0
That’s how you slice a whore
10, 9, 8, 7
6, 5, 4
3, 2, 1, 0
That’s how you slice a whore