Come on, come all, step right up and see
The most horrific, stupendiously sadistic collection of macabre
Freaks, geeks and oddities
Scarbie, the schizo doll
The monsterman of all monsters
The ancient mummified assassin
The minister of sinister
The hypnotic rep-troll
But that's not all, there's much more in store for you meaty mortals
See, the [?] manbeast from a galaxy far, far away
Join us, in the thrilling, bone-chilling, spine-shivering spectacle
Come, taste the terror
Welcome to The Abusеment Park