I got those Louisiana Stripes
And they're always
Chainin me down
I'm in debt for 99 years
For shootin my wife to the ground

Well she had to love my friend
And that's not right with me
So I grabbed my gun
And shot em both in the head
And then I threw
Their ass in the creek

Now I'm doin my time
In this Louisiana Pen
Thinkin about maybe bein free
On the day that I'm a dead man

Well it took some time getting used to
Being locked in this prison cell
But I always hum those
Tunes of George Jones to help me
Through my days of hell
I've done me 25 years
And that's alright with me
Cause I got me a lot of
Damn good friends in this
Louisiana penitentiary
Now I'm doin my time
In this Louisiana Pen
Thinkin bout maybe bein free
On the day I'll be walkin to feel
That fire of the Louisiana Penitentiary

(Spanish)
"At 2:59 AM"
"This is Houston calling, we just wanted to say Hello, Hello
Hi *giggles* Alright goodnight bye"