[Verse 1]
I might get drunk and rob a bank
Shoot my car if it don't crank
Try to raise a little Cain
Mess the walls up with some paint
Might even join a rodeo
Ride my horse to Buffalo
Change my name to Bill -
I don't think I ever will

[Chorus 1]
But I can't promise you I won't
Some people do, some people don't
Some people win, some people lose
Some people never get to choose
All you can do is the best you can
And hope things work out like you plan
I plan to stay but I might go
I can't say cause I don't know

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
I might become the president
And tell the world I'm heaven sent
Take up drinking cold iced tea
Quit watching women and tv
Might even smoke those cigarettes
Play my guitar like Dickey Betts
Get in miss Shania's pants -
I don't think I've got a chance
[Chorus 2]
But I ain't sayin' I won't try
To do it all before I die
I just might win, but if I lose
Well I'll just blame it on the booze
Cause I'm just doin the best I can
And I hope ya understand
I plan to stay, but I might go
And if I do, I told you so