[Intro: Sampled male voice]
Hey, Riley, baa
I love you, brother
You're getting big, brah, bigger than me
Your fuckin' surfboard on, on roids, man
Why don't you get on it? On it
With your uncle, and me

[Chorus 1: Lil Dijon]
Dirty man, dirty man, dirty man
She ain't know a thing, dirty man, dirty man
I got plans to think, thirty grand, thirty grand
Get my man a drink in his hand, in his hand

[Verse 1: Obi Ill Terrors]
Nah
Don't get lippy
'Less you on top and your arse look drippy
Parlez-vous français? No way, I'm trippy
Why she speak French and her friends speak English? (What?)
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, I get it
I could be cool, or just leave or live with it (Aw, shit)
(Hey, Riley, baa) But that's cool with me
I'm just a pretty face, plenty fish in the sea, it's like
Where my dogs, G?
I'ma go down in a Mazda and give her head, see
I'm up all night, steady sippin' till she want me
Then I'ma flip it down and get brain just like I'm a zombie, oi
[Chorus 2: Lil Dijon]
I could be a helping hand
I could be a garbage man (Hey, Riley, baa)
I could be a checkout chick
We could make a porno flick (I love you, brother)

[Chorus 1: Lil Dijon]
Dirty man, dirty man, dirty man
She ain't know a thing, dirty man, dirty man
I got plans to think, thirty grand, thirty grand
Get my man a drink in his hand, in his hand

[Verse 2: Lil Dijon]
I'ma make her sit up, she gon' make me lick her
Chain around my neck, she gonna pull it till I kiss her
Hair on my chest, yeah, she clean, yeah, she clean
Rockin' with the best, gimme more, I'm a fiend
Dirty man, dirty man, dirty man
I got half a gram in my pocket where I stand
What a plan, what a plan, what a plan
She ain't know a thing, dirty man, dirty man

[Chorus 2: Lil Dijon]
I could be a helping hand
I could be a garbage man
I could be a checkout chick
We could make a porno flick
[Verse 3: Marty Bugatti]
They call me Rocky
'Cause I'm not walkin' out the ring without a hottie
If they want drama, might leave your shirt a bit spotty
See Marty stumbling, chundering in the lobby
All I ever done came here for was that sloppy
Mix that rice up with that tuna, call it poke
Spilt that sauce up on my face, I needed chopsticks
Now I'm swimmin' through that river in her body
Naughty boy, I get busy
So now she strokin' on my ego, trippin' like I'm Neo
I might chalk it up, that juju cat taste like Benito
She touchin' on my dicky, tryna get a quickie
Lyin' isn't easy if you know that you're the Mickey (Oh)

[Chorus 2: Lil Dijon]
I could be a helping hand
I could be a garbage man
I could be a checkout chick
We could make a porno flick

[Outro: Lil Dijon & Obi Ill Terrors]
(Hey) Ayy, you a savage
Dirty man, dirty man, dirty man
Ayy, you a savage
Dirty man, dirty man, dirty man
(Hey) Break ya neck