{Chorus}
No no, don't touch me there
Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share
No no, don't touch me there
So tell that creepy guy that always hangs around your school, that all they gotta follow is this 1 simple rule its

[Verse 1]
No no, don't touch me there, is what I told my pastor when he was playing with my hair
It tickles and I'm little and it really isn't fair;
Here's the facts, the squares not for pats
I can count to 32 and I'm friends with all my cats
I'm a smart guy, in a dumb situation
And no one getting off at my no-no station
Hi, my name is Juicy, I like 'hangin with my friends and 'sippin applegoosey
'eatin lots of burbers and 'hangin with my groupies;
But if you talking shit, i'ma PULL UP WITH THE UZI
( sorry, i got... got a little carriеd away)
No no don't touch me there, is what I told thе cabbie when I couldn't pay the fare
And also while you're at it can you quit the creepy stare

[Bridge]
No no, don't touch me there
So tell that creepy guy that always hangs around your school, that all they gotta follow is this 1 simple rule. its
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[Verse 2]
No no, don't touch me there
It's a pretty simple concept if you haven't been aware
I want to be alone, I don't want to love affair
Now listen, I go to federal prison
I'm a whole new juicy, no no edition
No competition, no no permission
So keep your hands off, juicy is not your main mission
Corners, count 'em, 4
You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore
Mr. nice guy, well not anymore
We can be friends, BUT I'M NOT YOUR DAMN WHORE
(hehe, sorry guys, i... really need to get that under control)
[Chorus]
No no, don't touch me there, is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share
No no, don't touch me there
So tell that creepy guy that always hangs around your school, that all they gotta follow is this 1 simple rule its
No no don't touch me there, keep your gross old hands out my no no Square

[Outro]
Umm... hi my name is juicefruitsnacks
I'm a convicted felon for three counts of desecration of gravesites, two counts of public nudity, one time for pissing in the park. I am a public menace. I need to be stopped. Please if anybody can hear this, put me down I am a danger to you and everyone you love
(no no, don't touch me there, is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share,)