[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Veronica!

[VERONICA, spoken]
I gotta go.

[JD, spoken]
So I see.

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Corn nuts?

[VERONICA, spoken]
Yes, Heather.

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Wave bye-bye to Red Dawn here and let’s motor.

(LIGHTS UP on KURT and RAM getting lectured by their two dads. Both men are rugged ex-jocks, dressed for a fishing trip)

[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
Okay, Ram. Have fun tonight, but I expect you to act your age. If the neighbors complain about the noise, Paul and I are gonna march back here and knock the sand out of your vagina. You understand me?

[RAM, spoken]
Dude! What am I, five?
[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
I’m your dad, not your dude.

[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
That goes double for you, Kurt. You’re a guest in Bill’s house and you will treat it with respect.

[KURT, spoken]
Sure thing. Dude.

(They laugh, and then...)

[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
Hold his arms.

(THE DADS hold KURT'S arms and put him in a headlock.)

[KURT'S DAD, spoken] (overlaps)
Who's a great big sissy? Who's going to prom in a bright pink dress? Who's a sissy?

[KURT, spoken]
Hey, come on! This isn't funny! Ow! Okay, me! I'm a sissy. I'm a big fat sissy!

[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
Damn right. Enjoy your party, son.

[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
Punch it in.
[KURT, spoken]
Man, that sucked.

[RAM, spoken]
Who cares? The parents are gone and I got my party slippers on!