[Veronica]

Don't do this to Martha, she's had a thing for Ram for like twelve years now. This will kill her and-

[Heather C.]

Are we gonna have a problem?
You've got a bone to pick?
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling, here's some advice, listen up be-yotch

*Music Starts*

{VERSE}

{All Heathers}

I like!

[Heather C.}

Lookin' hot
Buyin' stuff they cannot

{All Heathers}
I like!

[Heather C.]

Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

{All Heathers}

I like!

[Heather C.]

Skippin' gym
Scarin' her
Screwin' him

{All Heathers}

I like!

[Heather C.]

Killer clothes

[All Heathers]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[Heather C.]

If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

{Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porshe with the quarterback

{Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

{CHORUS}

[All Heathers]

Honey whatchu waitin' for
Step into my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore!
And step into my candy store
Time to choose, win or loose, it's my candy store
{VERSE}

[All Heathers]

What's your

[Heather D.]

Fantasy?
Sleep in class

[Heather M.]

Sleep with me!

[All Heathers]

First one

[Heather D.]

Done for you

[Heather C.]

Say goodbye to Shamu!

[All Heathers]

That freak's

[Heather M.]

Not your friend I can tell in the end

[All Heathers]

If she

[Heather D.]

Had your shot

[All Heathers]

She would leave you to rot

[Heather M.]

'Course if you don't care, fine go braid her hair
Maybe sesame street is on

[Heather C. and Heather D.]

Woah!

[Heather M.]

Or forget that creep
And get in my Jeep

[Heather C.]

Lets go tear up someone's lawn!

[All Heathers]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

{CHORUS}

Honey whatchu waitin' for
Step into my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a pussy anymore!
And step into my candy store
Take a swig. lose the pig
It's my Candy Store

{BRIDGE}

[Heather C.]

But you say let the losers in

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Oh No, No, No!

[Heather C.]

What kind of crappy store would we have then?

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

[Heather C.]

If no one loses then no one can win

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Oh no no!

[Heather C.]

So don't ya ever

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[Heather C.]

Ever!

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[Heather C.]

Ever!

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[Heather C.]

Ever!

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[All Heathers]

EVER!

[Heather C.]

-question me again

{CHORUS}

[Heather D.]

Woah!
Honey whatcha waitin' for-

[Heather C.] [Heather D. and Heather M.]

Shut up Heather! Honey whatcha waitin' for
Step into my candy store!
WOAH!

[All Heathers]

You've just got to prove you're not a loser anymore!
Then step into my candy store!

[Heather C.]

Join the team

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Or bitch and moan

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Live the dream

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Or die alone

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

What do you prefer

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[All Heathers]

Us or her!

[Martha]

Look! Veronica!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party!
This proves he's been thinking about me!

[Veronica]

Color me stoked

[Martha]

I'm so happy!

[All Heathers]

It's my candy store
It's my candy-
It's my candy store
It's my candy-
It's my candy store
It's my candy store!