[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
Oh my god, people will say ANYTHING if they think it'll make them popular!
(sung)
Stay away from me!

[J.D., spoken]
Veronica!

[HEATHER DUKE & J.D., spoken]
Miss Teenage Suicide (Veronica!)

[STUDENTS]
Teenage suicide!

[HEATHER DUKE & STUDENTS]
Armed and dangerous

[HEATHER DUKE]
Miss Teenage Suicide

[STUDENTS]
Teenage suicide!

[HEATHER DUKE & STUDENTS]
Are you gonna cry?
[HEATHER DUKE]
Miss Teenage—

[HEATHER DUKE & STUDENTS]
Suicide
Thinking of teenage su-su-suicide

[STUDENTS]
You are all alone
You are all alone
You are all alone

[HEATHER DUKE]
You are all alone!

[HEATHER DUKE AND STUDENTS]
You are all alone!
You are all alone!
You are all alone!
You are all alone!